{"product_id":"traumatized","title":"Traumatized (but at least I'm funny) Tee","description":"\u003ctable style=\"min-width: 360px;\" id=\"size-guide\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; 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color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; 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Made from ring-spun cotton with a smooth, no-side-seam fit, reinforced shoulders with twill tape, and a pearlized tear-away label to reduce irritation, it’s suited to people who prefer honest, slightly sarcastic messaging. Great for WFH, casual outings, or easy layering. Available in multiple colours and relaxed sizing; please check the size chart before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-100% ring-spun cotton (solid colours) - ultra-soft, lightweight (~4.5 oz \/ 153 g\/m²)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Heather and sport grey fabric blends for non-solid colours - typical blends: heathers 35% cotton \/ 65% polyester; sport greys and antique shades vary by colour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Modern unisex relaxed fit with tubular knit (no side seams) - smooth, irritation-reducing finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Reinforced shoulders with twill tape and ribbed-knit collar - retains shape and prevents stretching\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification - sensory comfort and safety\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Machine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F), gentle cycle; wash inside-out with similar colours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Non-chlorine bleach only as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Do not tumble dry - lay flat or hang to dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Do not iron over print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease note: This is a custom print-on-demand item. Please review our sizing charts carefully as items cannot be returned for sizing errors. See our \u003ca href=\"adhshe.com\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003ereturn policy\u003c\/a\u003e for details.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eADH-She info@adhshe.com PO Box 1101 Vedder Crossing PO Chilliwack BC, Canada V2R 3N7\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":62558385734003,"sku":"26516920743182070216","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":62558385865075,"sku":"12990894863735011456","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":62558385996147,"sku":"74943400622422384292","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":62558386159987,"sku":"19383367716381735753","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":62558386323827,"sku":"59192210721645123845","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":62558385701235,"sku":"28935329217158426883","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":62558385832307,"sku":"19065924175088916005","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":62558385963379,"sku":"12875107562669321857","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":62558386127219,"sku":"23826108330607163107","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":62558386291059,"sku":"10449331172002564828","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":62558385668467,"sku":"53369625905432114810","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":62558385799539,"sku":"79269423167865641651","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":62558385930611,"sku":"32643610732859887421","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":62558386094451,"sku":"97230530038818320959","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":62558386258291,"sku":"33588051568900535138","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":62558385766771,"sku":"27055033212030417471","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":62558386028915,"sku":"96162438531773529155","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":62558386192755,"sku":"31663429800857055588","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":62558385897843,"sku":"23178944893422657598","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":62558386061683,"sku":"21503770091685908679","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":62558386225523,"sku":"79081466997210091401","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":62558386356595,"sku":"10613705186392300761","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":62558386389363,"sku":"22120554521613776494","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":62558386422131,"sku":"93729922127066268560","price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/5308\/1971\/files\/9454352292980194871_2048.jpg?v=1771697335","url":"https:\/\/adhshe.com\/products\/traumatized","provider":"ADH-She","version":"1.0","type":"link"}